You Call That a Test?

I had my EEG today. There's not much to say... A woman attached electrodes to my head and chest, asked me to blink several times, and then had me breathe forcefully for four minutes. That was the worst part, because I got dizzy and my chest was exhausted. I could barely breathe normally afterward. Then the woman said to get comfortable, because I had 20 minutes. I asked, "To do nothing?" Yes!

She said to try to sleep if I could. Right, with construction next door and people moving around in the hallway and lobby right outside the door. But I got close to sleep. Afterward, she said I did a good job of relaxing.

And that was it.